Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
A+ Viking dick
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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