im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I will pee on everything he values.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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