ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
nutella sex= disaster
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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