drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
