Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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