You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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