im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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