I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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