Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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