Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
is wine microwaveable?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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