There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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