i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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