Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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