i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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