My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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