yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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