I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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