god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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