i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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