I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
