The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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