Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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