It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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