Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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