I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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