found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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