A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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