watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.