i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped