shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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