Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
