discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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