do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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