i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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