But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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