my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
whose parrot is this?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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