I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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