i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just blew my weed a kiss
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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