Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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