I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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