Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
After tacos, we're chasing women.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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