That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
im six kinds of drunk right now
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize