He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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