Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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