I think I am morally bankrupt
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh