it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.