he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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