You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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