i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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