i'm signing you up for texting rehab
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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