I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
