hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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