i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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