i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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