I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I got inside last night via doggy door
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
