all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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