yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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