oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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