i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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