just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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